Myanmar Army Sold Out Shan-North To China

      (Based on staff articles from Myanmar FACE BOOK posts on 11 January 2024.)

The so-called China-sponsored Ceasefire Agreement was signed between the shamefully-defeated Myanmar Army and the victorious Northern Aliance of KIA, MDNAA, TNLA, and AA on January 11. The term of the CA was very clear. Shan-North is now Northern Allance Armies’ and Myanmar Army is to stay away from the vast area, forever.

No-Fly-Zone over Shan-North especially the East of mighty Salween River, the vast region bordering China, will be immediately enforced by Yunan PLA divisons with SAM missile batteries stationed just across the borderline. Stupid Myanmar Army always talking loud and proud on Burma’s Soveriginity has suddenly given up a significant chunk of Union of Burma without a serious fight and it looks like we will never get it back from China.

Rumours swirling around in Rangoon are that Motherfucker Min Aung Hlaing had basically sold out Shan North to China for a significant amount of cash along with an offer of Political Asylum in China if his army suddenly collapses and he and his immediate family have to flee Burma in very near future.

Once he and his Myanmar Army gone China will have a free hand to resume universally-hated Irrawaddy Myitsone Dam Project and other BRI projects including the Trans-Burma-Railway from Arakan to Kuming.

That Chinese global-propagandist lady Zhao DaShuai, China’s People's Armed Police Propaganda Bureau, had already officially proclaimed the Ethnic Han ancestry of Kokangs, Palaungs, and Wa, meaning that MNDAA, TLNA, and UWSA are just the extension or the puppet armies of Communist China. 

The Northern Alliance armies have started issuing new temporary Chinese Identity cards to replace Myanmar National Identity cards. Their troops have also started destroying Burmese Buddhist pagodas in their territories.