Dictator and His Pet Buddhist Monk (Wa-zi-pait)

Many wise men all over the world have stated that Buddhism is not a real religion like other mainstream religions such as Christian, Judaism, and Islam. They even added that pure Buddhism is more like a well-known philosophy of Lord Buddha.

I was a born-Communist since my late parents were hard-core Commies, and while I was growing up in Burma with my mothers’ devout Buddhist family, while my late parents were fighting in the jungles, I sort of became a Buddhist. Then later I learned that Burmese Buddhism is not really a pure-Buddhism at all, for historically Burmese were a seriously backward Pagan-Tribe thousands of years ago.

Burmese became Buddhists reluctantly in AD 1060 when our famous king Anaw-ra-htar forcefully converted the whole populace to Buddhism for some unexplained reasons. The conversion wasn’t too successful, and Burmese populace ended up with too many leftover practices from their old paganism.

Especially the practicing of astrology and palmistry -- adopted from the Indian astrology a system of divination and prediction (fortune-telling) based on the positions of celestial bodies, particularly the moon, planets, and stars at the time of a person's birth – has been widespread among the Burmese. Burmese called it Bay-din (astrology) and Let-kha-nar (palmistry).

Another widespread practice is the use of Kabbalistic or Magic Squares (Inn-Byas, Inn-Gwats) to change the future to reward or punish the individual targeted, for Burmese do not believe in God and they have no fear of God. And that practice is followed by all modern Burmese dictators and also the ancient Burmese kings before them.

First Burmese Dictator General Ne Win was a mad believer of that strange backward practice (Yart-Drar-Chay). For example, in 1976 he suddenly and ruthlessly forced people to drive on the right like Americans from driving on the left like former colonial masters English. For he had been frequently advised by his astrologers and paganist Buddhist monks that he needed to change the hopelessly ruined economic system from the Left (Socialism) to the Right (Capitalism).

But fucking mad bastard, now burning in Hell for eternity hopefully, didn’t want to change the economic system where he controlled absolutely every fucking thing, so he changed the traffic. In the process many thousands and thousands were killed by so many road accidents (because of old-Right-had-drive cars on the newly-converted-Right-hand-drive roads) and still killing it nowadays. I didn’t make that up as the whole mess was truly unbelievable. No other country has ever changed their way of traffic except in Mad Ne Win's fucking Burma.

The present dictator Senior General Min Aung Hlaing is no exception. He was an extremely ambitious man (full of shit) and like the Myanmar dictators before him he uses one particular Buddhist monk who he believes strongly is getting him the powerful and wealthy positions in the Myanmar Army.

That monk name is Wa-zi-pait Sayadaw. meaning he could prevent one from going down to hell regardless of whatever wicked deeds one has done in this life. Though that one must worship him and do whatever he is asked by him.

Beginning in Kyaing-Tone City the Capital of Golden Traingle

In late 2000s Major-General MAH was the Divisional Commander of Myanmar Army’s Western Divisional Command, the poorest and least-profitable command in the whole Myanmar Army. But in 2008 he was given the most profitable command at Kyaing-Tone City. The Triangle Command controlling the Burmese part of that notorious Golden Triangle where Myanmar and Thailand and Laos meet and where most of the World’s heroin and Meth-amphetamine are produced.

There he met the so-called Wa-zi-pait Monk who is the chief monk of Kyaing-Tone’s Thila-dhama Buddhist Monastery the very first time. Future Dictator started worshipping him and providing him with modern luxuries like luxury cars and tons of Burmese kyats so that the famous monk would read his palms and draw his astrological charts and then recommend suitable Magic Squares and appropriate Yart-Dras for his advancement.

His dream back them was to become the Chief of Myanmar Army. Within a year at Triangle Command, with Wa-zi-pait help, he was promoted to the position of Chief of the Third Bureau of Special Operations (BSO-3) in 2009. He was, by then, controlling three Regional Commands namely the North-Eastern Command, the South-Eastern Command, and the Triangle Command.

And finally in 2011 he managed to trick then Dictator Than Shwe to promote him to the army-chief despite many seniors general ahead of him. Since then he had been conspiring to become the president, but ASSK and her party NLD (National League for Democracy) wouldn’t give in to his demand.

After NLD’s landslide election win in 2020, he realized his extremely ambitious dream was crushed and he started preparing for the 2021 Coup. Very first thing he did was consulting Wa-zi-pait Monk and then following his wicked advice of brutality. He even sent a Myanmar Air Force  plane to bring his pet monk to Nay-pyi-daw juts before the coup. Wa-zi-pait’s murderous scheme called for killing anti-coup people en masse and establishing prison camps to torture and interrogate hundred of thousands of them all over the country.

(Crazy Myanmar Dictator Going Occult)

Khit-Pyaung-Gaung-Pyit: Thart-Ta-Thaung

Immediately after the 2021 Coup, people rises up all over the country and when the super-panicking General and his ambitious-wife went to Kyaing Tone and asked for his advice, the Wa-zi-pait Monk famously and publicly said to them that if you guys want to change the old democratic era to a new dictatorial era (Khit-Pyaung) like 30-years-long Ne Win’s and 20-years-long Than Shwe’s the army must shoot directly at the heads of the protesters (Gaung-Pyit). No mercy to the people.

And he happily added that if they kill ten thousand (Thart-Ta-Thaung) of them protesters the protests will die out quick and their rule will be forever lasting. Such unbelievably cruel words coming out of a supposedly peace-loving Buddhsit monk! No wonder I’d lost my faith in Buddhism after witnessing a group of Burmese Buddhist monks burning alive wounded riot policemen at Rangoon General Hospital in 1988.

Unfortunately for the shifty monk and his two devotees the people especially the Gen-Z youths fled to the territories controlled by the EAOs (Ethnic Armed Organizations) like KNU and KIA and learned warfare and get armed and formed PDF (People Defence Forces) and fought back bitterly against the now universally-hated Myanmar Army. Rather Kill than Be Killed!

The rest is the history and now that mad bastard Min Aung Hlaing the Motherfucker and his wardogs the Myanmar Army has lost most of the country to PDFs and EAOs. He is now hopelessly trapped in Nay-Pyi-Daw as the enemies circling major towns and advancing towards his underground lair, not unlike when Russian Red Army was advancing towards Hitler’s Lair in 1945 just before the end of Second World War.