Wednesday, March 5, 2025

Myanmar Dictator Licking Putin’s Balls in Moscow

               (Staff post from the KHIT THIT MEDIA on 05 March 2025.)      

When Myanmar Dictator Senior General Min Aung Hlaing (hatefully called by his countrymen as the Motherfucker or Ma-aye-low in Burmese) was invited to visit Russia and given the opportunity to meet Russian Dictator Putin, he gladly licked his stepdad Putin balls for hours in Moscow.

He has given a book as a present to Putin when they met each other at Kremlin in Moscow on last March-4 yesterday. The book is the biography of King Alaung-Phayar alias U Aung Zeya who founded the Kone-Baung Dynasty, the last dynasty and the last kingdom of Burma.

He proudly declared to Putin personally that the book is extremely important for Myanmar-Russia relationship, for there is a so-called over 2,500-years-old prediction of Lord Gautama Buddha on Myanmar-Russia relationship.

According to the book Lord Buddha mentioned that he would reincarnate into so many lives and eventually after 2,500 years since his death while Buddha he would become a Russian king, and he would be known as the lord of advanced weaponry and that Russian King would have a very close relationship with the Burmese King of his time.

So our fucking Dictator told Putin that Putin-The-Great is that Buddha-reincarnated Russian King and now having a most cordial relationship with the Burmese King, as he declares himself as the Burmese king foretold by Lord Buddha himself in that ancient prediction from the book.

What a fucking load of shit? He has made himself the current King of Burma and made Putin the Lord Buddha reincarnate. Dalai Lama will laugh himself to death if he ever finds out this bullcrap.

Myanmar Dictator himself was real bullshiting Putin as the book didn't say Putin as the Lord-Buddha-Reincarnate but the reincarnation of Rat-King who gave alms to Lord Buddha and his sanghas in India more than 2,500 years ago.