Sunday, December 15, 2013

Sodomy For Jihadis: Sheik Abdallah Al-Khilaf 's Fatwa

(News article and videos from BNI and NATIONAL REVIEW  on December 15, 2013.)

Sheik Abdallah Al-Khilaf.
Now, at first I thought this was a hoax. But it appears it isn’t. Apparently an Islamist fellow writing into a Jihadi chat show wants to do “martyrdom operations.” The sheikh he talked to says they’ve got a great new technique to blow up infidels. We hide explosives up your butt.

There’s just one hitch. You’ve got to be repeatedly sodomized in order to be able to accommodate the explosive. So, the questioner wants to know if it is permissible for him to be regularly buggered, if doing so makes his posterior more amenable to hiding explosives.

The fellow on camera, Shiite cleric Abdallah Al-Khilaf, says that even though sodomy is forbidden if it is necessary for jihad, well, then it is required. Because jihad is the highest obligation.

Now, what I find hilarious here is that it never occurs to anyone that there might be some kind of technological work-around short of repeated sodomy. You know, maybe there’s a device or a technique, something that is a little less unpleasant, inconvenient or forbidden than straight-up buggery? Nope. Gotta go with the sodomy. The Saturday Night Live skit writes itself.

Jihadi: What if we make the bomb smaller?
Sheikh: What? That’s crazy. Sodomy is the only way.

Jihadi: Couldn’t I use replica of a male, well, you know. In private like . . .
Sheikh: Shh!  Let’s not even discuss it.

Jihadi: What if I’m willing to tolerate a lot of discomfort when it comes time for the martyrdom operation? I mean, it’s my choice. I am blowing myself up after all. What’s a little discomfort?
Sheikh: You’re not hearing me. This is the way it has to be. Don’t you want to murder infidels?
Nordin Mohammad Top.
(Blogger's Notes: On the morning of September 7, 2009, the life of notorious Malaysian Islamist-terrorist Noordin Mohammad Top came to a bloody and violent end at the hands of Indonesia's anti-terrorist police sqaud, Densus-88 or Detachment-88.

A leader of the Indonesian Islamist-terrorist organization Jemaah Isalmiah, Noordin was implicated in a number of major terrorist attacks in Indonesia, including the July-17 2009 suicide bombings at the Marriott and Ritz-carlton hotels in Jakarta. Following the shoot-out in which Noordin was killed, his corpse was sent to Jakarta in order to verify his identification.

Nearly two weeks after his death, Indonesian police spokesman Nana Sukarna announced that, during the autopsy, the examiner found that Noordin had an infundibuliform or "funnel-shaped anus", and asserted that he therefore engaged in passive sodomy -- i.e. he was regularly fucked in his arse. This information was verified by Mun'im Idris, a forensics expert from the University of Indonesia.

Australian and Indonesian Intelligence agencies strongly believe that Noordin Mohammad Top the poofter-terrosist was also responsible for 2002-October Bali-bombing which killed more than 200 including 88 Australians, 27 Britons, and 7 Americans.)

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